好爽 爸爸 操我 操我 爸爸 就是这样 Yes, big daddy, give it to me. Give it to me, daddy. Yes.
伙计 走吧 我们要迟到了 Dude, c'mon. We're gonna be late.
闭嘴 托德 Shut up, Todd.
他们要是看到我们了呢 What if they see us?
我不能再因为这个犯事儿了 I can't get in trouble for this again.
伙计们 过来 快点 Ok! Fellas, let's go. Hustle up.
好了 Alright.
现在我们祈祷 And now we pray.
亲爱的主啊 感谢您让今天到来 Dear Lord, we thank you for this day,
又一次给了我们为您服务的机会 and for another opportunity to serve you.
主啊 请指引我们的脚步 Please order our steps, oh Lord.
做我们脚下的明灯 我们路上的光源 Be a lamp unto our feet and a light unto our path.
因为恶魔就住在我们脚下 For the devil dwells just below our feet.
我们请求您关照托德 主 We ask that you watch over Todd, Lord.
不要让他陷入诱惑 Let him not fall into temptation.
因为如果我们中的一个沦陷了 其他人肯定也会遭受牵连 For if one of us falls, others are sure to follow.
上帝 我们请求你关照瑞奇 Lord, we ask that you watch over Ricky
当他回到我们之中时 as he rejoins our flock,
在你宽容的光中寻找新的纯洁 and seeks a new purity in your forgiving light.
最后 主 我们请求你指导查斯蒂 Finally, Lord, we ask that you guide Chastity
在她做助理经理时 as she takes on the mantle of Assistant Manager.
让她少出事故 主 Ease her journey, Lord.
让她知道再厚的化妆品 And let her know that no amount of makeup
也掩盖不了她对基督的爱 can conceal her love of Christ.
我们以耶稣的名义祈求这些祝福 阿门 We ask these blessings in Jesus' name. Amen!
阿门 Amen!
好了 职员们 祝你们今天愉快 Okay, team. Let's have a great day!
忙起来 伙计们 忙起来 Get busy, folks! Get busy!
谁啊 Who's there?!
我去 查斯蒂 Dang it, Chaz!
我跟你说了不要在放映室恶作剧 I told you no horseplay in the projection booth!
我只是来给你送饮料的 I was just bringing you your drink!
-嘘 -小声点 - Shhh! - Whisper.
-我要去冰的 -我忘了 - I asked for no ice. - I forgot.
每天都是一样的 It's the same thing every day.
我从不喝带冰的 I never drink ice!
我讨厌这种重金属垃圾 I hate this heavy metal crap.
不是重金属 是硬核摇滚 It's not heavy metal, it's hardcore!
这是硬核摇滚 It's hardcore.
那为什么大家都叫你 重金属杰夫 Why does everyone call you "Heavy Metal Jeff?"
没人这么叫过我 No one calls me that!
伙计 我们今晚去看 沉睡野人 吧 Dude! We gotta watch Encino Man tonight.
我听说里面的保利·肖尔特别欠揍 I hear that Pauly Shore guy is a real cut-up.
嗨 老铁 "Heyyyy, buuuuuudy"
-没听说过 -伙计 别吧 - I don't know. - Dude, come on.
瑞奇和查斯蒂要选那个女子棒球电影 Ricky and Chaz are going to vote for girl baseball.
你得和我统一战线 You gotta back me up on this one.
伙计 麦当娜演的 红粉联盟 Dude! Madonna's in a league of their own.
你听说过那本书吗 书名叫 性 Did you hear about that book... called "Sex"?
就是她写的 She wrote it.
你能想象吗 Can you imagine?
你觉得电影里会不会有她那样的镜头 I wonder if she's, like, doing it inside.
还是说只是露一下胸 Or if it's mostly just boobs.
对呀 所以我们要看 红粉联盟 Exactly! That's why we have to watch league.
有更衣室场景 Locker room scenes.
但是 亚伯 那个电影分级PG But, Abe, it's PG.
大白鲨里也有胸啊 那个也是PG There's boobs in Jaws. That's PG.
是的 但没有露点 Yeah, but no... nips.
这些是最基础的 Just the essentials...
前门 租赁房 Front door... concessions...
供应室 supply closet.
所有房间的备份钥匙都在这里 万一你弄丢它们的话 Copies of everything are in here just in case you misplace yours.
但你不会弄丢钥匙的吧 对吗 But you won't misplace yours now, will you?
不会 Nope.
想要像老板那样的皮带链吗 Want a belt chain like boss man's?
不想 No.
查斯蒂 Chastity.
怎么了 What's up?
你觉得瑞奇怎么样 How do you think Ricky's doing?
挺好的 他 Great! He's, uh...
我是说 他能回来真的很好 I mean, um... it's really good to have him back.
确实啊 不是吗 It is, isn't it?
-是的 -士别三日 - Yeah. - He's making awesome strides.
当刮目相看 Critical strides.
我认为我们应该支持他 I think it's important that we support him.
不积跬步无以至千里嘛 对吧 A little bit of patience goes a long way, don't you think?
别把钥匙弄丢了 Don't lose those keys.
我们今晚看什么电影 What movie are we watching tonight?
反正不看那部愚蠢的野人电影 Not that stupid caveman movie.
肖恩·阿斯汀以前蛮可爱的 但他现在长残了 Sean Astin used to be cute, but he grew up... weird.
我不会再看 红粉联盟 了 I'm not watching A League of Their Own again.
你已经看过了吗 你偷偷溜进去的吗 瑞奇 You already saw it? Did you sneak in? Ricky...
不 我昨天和我妈妈一起去看的 No! I went yesterday... with my mom.
你没和茉莉一起去吗 You didn't go with Jasmine?
没 她讨厌棒球 No. She hates baseball.
等不及要见你女朋友了 Hmm. Some girlfriend. Can't wait to meet her.
茉莉很棒好吗 Jasmine's awesome.
而且她真的很爱上帝 She's really on fire for God.
我闻到烟味了 I smell cigs!
干嘛 嘿 What the... hey!
你想带着一股子烟灰缸的味道 Do you want to show up to heaven
上天堂吗 smelling like an ashtray?
你来收拾垃圾 You missed some trash.
孩子们 Kids!
你们这周的工作让我很欣慰 The work you guys put in this week just has me fired up.
我为你们所有人感到骄傲 I'm so proud of all of you.
所以我们周五晚上可以去看电影吗 So we get to do Friday night movie club?
是啊 你们打扫完剧院 Yes, sir! Just as soon as you guys sweep the theaters,
想放什么电影都行 you can put in whatever movie you want.
放哪一个 我得去装放映机了 Which one is it? I gotta go load the projector.
-沉睡野人 -另一个 - Encino Ma! - The other one.
我们好像还没有好好讨论过... I'm not sure we've all had a chance to really discuss...
不行 快选 否则我就走了 No! Pick now, or I'm outta here!
杰夫 Jeff!
我很欣赏你的激情 I love your passion.
我也喜欢你直爽的说话方式 I love how you're communicating directly.
但你得记住 But you have to remember,
当你觉得情绪失控了 when you feel like things are getting outta control...
CBTL CBTL.
好的 Right.
C-B-T-L C-B-T-L.
CBTL CBTL.
CBTL是什么 Uh, what's CBTL?
耶稣 Christ...
承担 Bears...
这些 The...
重担 Load.
你们自己决定 投票表决 Decide amongst yourselves, put it to a vote.
杰夫会播放你们选择的任何电影 Jeff will play whatever movie you choose.
行吗 Make sense?
我向你保证 You have my word.
杰夫 我半夜过来送你回家 Jeff, I'll be back at midnight to give you a ride home.
查斯蒂 你要管好剧院 Chastity! The theater is yours.
玩得开心 职员们 Have fun, team.
去吧 Come on.
沉睡野人 红粉联盟
你们听到了吗 Do you guys hear that?
怪人 Weird.
我记得没有卖给过那家伙票啊 I don't remember selling that guy a ticket.
我觉得他应该没看电影 I don't think he watched the movie.
不然有人会投诉的 Someone would have complained.
我站在这里都能闻到他身上的酒味 I can smell the booze on him from here.
我们该怎么办 What should we do?
那家伙在干什么 What's that guy doing?
你们不过去赶他走吗 Are you guys going to tell him to leave or what?
你当班啊 Well, you're in charge, right?
一群怂货 Wimps.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me, sir?
我们要关门了 We're closed.
不好意思 但你得走了 I'm sorry... you have to go.
不许破坏剧院财产 NO DESTROYING PROPERTY!
哎呀我去 快点 Dang it! COME ON!
那是什么 What is that?
看到了吗 孩子们 这就是为啥我才不喝酒 See, kids? That's why I don't drink.
伙计们 墙上怎么有个洞啊 Guys, what is this hole in the wall?
看起来像什么 你个憨批 这是个入口 What does it look like, dink? It's a doorway.
等等 杰夫 你知道这里吗 Wait, Jeff, did you know this was here?
不晓得 从没看见过 Nope. Never seen it before.
那我们该怎么办 Well, what should we do?
那个吓人的老头在下面 That creepy old guy is down there.
我们应该打电话给派克先生 We should call Mr. Pike.
不 No.
不 等等 No. No, wait.
让我想想 Uh... Let me think.
抱歉 孩子们 我们等得越久 Sorry, kids. The longer we wait,
这个流浪汉越疯狂 the more torqued up this hobo's gonna get.
我们只有一个选择 We only have one option.
我们得把这种垃圾赶走 We gotta take out the trash.
你们看到他 冲破那堵墙的样子了吗 Did you see the way he just... burst through that wall?
他好像被附身了 It was like he was possessed.
有迹象 Telltale signs.
附身的迹象吗 Of possession?
酗酒成瘾的迹象 里奇 首先它会控制你的身体 Addiction, Ricky. First it controls your body.
然后它控制你的灵魂 Then it controls your soul.
伙计们 我们在哪 Guys, where are we?
这是地下室吗 Is this a basement?
看 Look.
我们在另一家剧院吗 Are we in another theater?
那是什么 What was that?
是他吗 Was that him?
我们分开行动吧 Okay. Let's split up.
你们检查那边 我们这边 You guys check that side, we'll take this one.
你们看见他的话 用对付熊的战术 You see him: Bear tactics.
举起你们的手臂 大喊大叫 把他赶回楼梯上 Raise your arms and yell. Herd him back to the stairs.
好的 Okay.
你们感觉到了吗 Do you guys feel that?
档案室
这里发生过什么事 What happened in here?
看起来好像着过火 It looks like there was a fire.
也许这就是这里被关闭的原因 Maybe that's why this was closed down.
伙计们 Guys.
还有一个房间 There's another room.
找对了 Bingo.
这也太疯狂了 Crazy.
也许这些罐子保存了一些磁带 Maybe the cans saved some of these prints.
我们打开看看吧 Let's start digging.
老兄 Aw, man.
那是什么 What's that?
瑞奇 瑞奇 你们还好吗 Ricky! Ricky, are you guys okay?
怎么了 Wha-what happened?
伙计们 看 Guys, look!
追吧 Let's rock.
你把他赶出去了吗 Did you throw him out?
不 我上来的时候门刚关 Nope. The door was swinging when I got up here.
你觉得他去哪了 Where do you think he went?
到处游荡 想办法修理自己的人生 Roaming. Searching for a fix.
他以为自己在吸毒 He thinks he's doing the drugs,
但是吧 其实是毒品在吸他 but brother, those drugs are doing him.
好了 孩子们 演出结束了 Alright, kids. The show's over.
现在 我们要看什么电影 Now... what are we gonna watch?
这个怎么样 How about this one?
你在地下室发现的吗 You found this in the basement?
-这是什么啊 -反正不是沉睡野人 - What is it? - Not Encino Man.
-我同意 -不可能 - I'm in. - No way!
我不会把这些垃圾放进放映机的 I'm not putting this junk in my projector.
伙计 别这么自以为是 C'mon, man. Don't be such a narc!
闭嘴 变态 Shut it, perv!
它这是锁在楼下 肯定是有原因的 If this was locked up downstairs, it was for a reason.
你想再犯点事儿吗 You want to get in trouble again?
伙计 我们不会惹麻烦的 Dude, we're not gonna get in trouble.
瑞奇同意 Ricky's in.
我也是 I'm in too.
四对一 我们要看 Four against one! We're watching it.
不可能 除非你们杀了我 No way! You guys are gonna have to kill me.
派克先生让你放我们选的电影 Mr. Pike told you to play whatever we choose.
我们选好了 And we've chosen.
规则就是规则 重金属杰夫 Rules are rules, Heavy Meta Jeff.
那不是我的名字 傻逼 That's not my name, dingus.
你保证过了 杰夫 You gave your word, Jeff.
你不想让我告诉派克先生 You don't want me to tell Mr. Pike
你食言了 是吗 that you broke your word, do you?
这是艺术片吗 Is this an art film?
我不知道 伙计 I don't know, dude.
我不知道 I do not know.
哎呀我去 Oh... my...
嘿 什么鬼东西 Hey, what the frick?!
不 就这样 电影结束了 伙计们 No! That's it! Show is over, folks.
伙计 刚刚到好看的部分 C'mon, man. It was just getting good.
我不会为你的欧洲奶子电影而破例的 I am not breaking my edge for your European titty movie.
别这么假正经 杰夫 Don't be such a prude, Jeff.
不 他说得对 No. He's right.
什么 What?
这是色情片 查斯蒂 这是罪恶的 This is pornography, Chaz. This is a sin.
不是色情 这是艺术 It's not pornography. It's art.
我感觉很奇怪 I feel weird.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
当然 You bet you do.
众所周知的色情科学而已 You see, the science of porn is well known.
人类的大脑 当看到色情图片时 The human brain, when aroused by erotic images,
血液中的化学物质 dumps chemicals into the bloodstream,
让观众全情投入 which send the viewer into full throttle
情不自禁地想看更多 "give me more" mode.
那是 他说得对 You know, that's... that's right.
我们可能觉得我们只是好奇而已 And we may think that we're just being curious,
但那会变成一种痴迷 but that will turn into an obsession.
再说 如果派克先生抓到我们这么做 Besides, what would Mr. Pike think
他会怎么想 if he caught us doing this?
他肯定会怪我的 Oh, he'd definitely blame me.
我是这里的责任人 I'm the one that's supposed to be responsible here.
不 是我把磁带上楼的 No. I'm the one who brought the print upstairs.
这是我的错 瑞奇说得对 This is my fault. And Ricky's right.
如果我们让自己陷入诱惑 If we let ourselves fall into temptation,
谁知道会有什么结果 who knows what it'll lead to?
我们之中有些人已经知道这会导致什么 Some of us know what it will lead to.
对吧 托德 Right, Todd?
等等 托德呢 Wait, where's Todd?
出其不意 THE WILDCARD!
你这个小变态 You little perv!
托德 开门 托德 开门 Todd! Open the door, Todd! Open it!
托德 TODD!
好得很 憨批 卡住了 Real smooth, dingleberry. It's jammed.
我什么都没做 我只按了 播放 I didn't do anything. I just hit 'Play'.
这不是录像机 你不能只按 播放 It's not a VCR. You can't just hit 'Play'.
看到了吗 See?
这就是为什么业余爱好者不应该乱动重要的设备 This is why amateurs shouldn't mess with serious equipment.
如果派克先生回来 看见那部脏电影在放映机里 Well, we're all beefed if Mr. Pike comes back
我们都要挨骂的 and that dirty movie is in the projector.
不 我不能重蹈覆辙了 No. I cannot get in trouble for this again.
我爸爸会把我送走的 My dad will send me away.
托德 别担心 伙计 Todd, don't worry about it, man.
会没事的 It's gonna be fine.
如果我得打电话给修理工 If I have to call the repair guy,
我要告诉他是谁弄坏的 I'm gonna tell him who's responsible.
怎么了 伙计 What the heck, dude?
我拿下来了 I got it.
你个白痴 You moron!
把那脏东西拿出去 Get that filth out of my booth!
那是我见过的最疯狂的电影 That was the craziest thing I've ever seen.
我知道 I know.
你觉得色情片都这样吗 Do you think that's how all pornography is?
我不知道 I don't know.
但可以肯定的是 我们肯定看了不该看的 We definitely shouldn't have watched it, that's for sure.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
没事的 It's fine.
只是一堆旧垃圾 It's just a bunch of old junk.
没事 Okay.
把这个东西放回去 Let's just put this away
然后我们赶紧离开这里 so we can get the heck out of here.
就在那边 It was right over there.
好了 走吧 Okay, let's go.
我能先问你件事吗 Can I ask you something first?
今年夏天你没给我写过信 You never wrote me a letter this summer.
什么 What?
你说过你会从营地写信给我的 You said you would write me... from camp?
当时 时间紧任务重 Look, it was just... really intense.
-对不起 -不 不 没什么大不了的 - I'm sorry. - No. No, it's no big deal.
我也没有每天都看邮件 I mean, it's not like I checked the mail every day
像傻子一样 like some dope.
-查斯蒂 -真的 没事 - Chaz... - Really. It's totally cool.
崔西的表弟亚历克斯几周前来过了 Trish's cousin Alex visited for a few weeks
他带给我很多混音带 哥特音乐 and he brought all these mixtapes with him. Goth music.
我们经常开他妈妈的宇宙之星牌汽车 And we pretty much just drove around
去开车兜风 放音乐 in her mom's Aerostar, pumping jams.
真的太棒了 It was amazing.
你爸爸允许你这么做吗 Your dad let you do that?
我不必事事都征求许可 I don't have to ask permission for everything.
我没问能不能涂上这条眼线 I didn't ask if I could wear this eyeliner.
我没问能不能听 治疗乐队 还有 I didn't ask if I could listen to The Cure. And, and...
我没问能不能吻亚历克斯 I didn't ask if I could kiss Alex.
我这么做是因为 没人在乎 不是吗 I just did those things because, who cares? Right?
又没有人想我 It's not like someone's out there missing me
或者想知道我在做什么 or wondering what I'm doing.
亚历克斯 Alex, huh?
他吻技好吗 Was he a good kisser?
你真是个白痴 You're such an idiot.
有人吗 Hello?
如果我修不好的话 Mr. Pike's going to explode my nuts
派克先生会骂到我头掉 if I can't get this fixed.
骂到头掉 Explode your nuts?
-有这么严重吗 -是的 伙计 - Is that a thing? - It happens, man.
我爸爸说过他以前在越南真的见过 My dad was in 'Nam. He says he saw it all the time.
天哪 Cheese and rice!
真不敢相信那个败类弄坏了我的放映机 I can't believe that degenerate broke my projector.
放过他 伙计 Lay off him, man.
亚伯 Abe...
你看起来是个好孩子 You seem like a good kid.
但托德确实是个变态 But Todd is a verified pervert.
你不应该和他混在一起 You shouldn't be hanging out with him.
你又装什么道德先锋 Who died and made you role model?
你不是从大学退学然后搬回来和你妈妈住了吗 Didn't you drop out of college and move back in with your mom?
你以为你什么都知道 是吗 You think you know everything, don't you?
但听好我的话 But listen up.
也许你会学到一点儿东西 'Cause maybe you'll learn a thing or two.
那所大学会榨干我的钱 That college was sucking away my money
而且给我灌输世俗观念 and pumping me full of secular propaganda.
我攒钱住在家里 With all the dough I'm saving living at home,
是为了买一套全新的架子鼓 I'm gonna buy a brand-new drum kit.
然后我要把我的乐队重新组建起来 Then I'm going to get my band back together
我们将比以往任何时候都更有激情 and we are gonna thrash harder than ever.
是啊 我敢肯定上帝喜欢你那糟糕的重金属 Yeah, I'm sure God loves your crappy heavy metal.
不是重金属 It's not heavy metal.
再说 你这辈子干过什么 Besides, what are you doing with your life
特别的事情吗 that makes you so special, anyway?
我就说嘛 Exactly.
这是个 奇怪的电影 This is a... weird movie.
有点不对劲 Something's not right.
恶魔只能通过神圣器具 "The demon can only be summoned or dispatched
被召唤或派遣 "via the sacred instruments...
只有它的本体 "Only in its true form.
它的本体 ...it's true form."
那是什么 What is that?
是本书 It's a book.
听着 查斯蒂 我很抱歉 Look, Chaz... I'm sorry.
说什么都没用 Whatever.
嘿 别这样 Hey! Don't be like that.
我就是不明白你怎么了 I just don't get what's going on with you.
从小到大 你满心满眼都是棒球 Growing up, all you talked about was baseball.
离开小镇 为大联盟打球 Leaving town, playing for the majors...
如果这都不是你想要的 If that's not what you want,
那你到底想要什么 then what do you actually want?
你觉得这个看起来像什么 What does that look like to you?
我不关心那本书 I don't care about that book.
别跟我扯开话题 Talk to me.
那是什么 What is that?
行了 Okay...
我们从这里出去吧 Let's get out of here.
等等 我以为你掩着门来着 Wait, I thought you propped this open.
是啊 I did.
我保证 I promise.
不 No!
有人吗 Hello?
谁在外面 Who's out there?
托德 Todd!
别胡闹了 开门 Stop messing around. Open up!
伙计们 Guys?
十英尺深的 洞 Ten foot... hole?
十英尺长的 竿
搞什么 What the...
哦 Oh...
我的 my...
天啊 God...
奇了怪了 Weird.
托德呢 他现在应该回来了 Where's Todd? I mean, he should be back by now.
他可能正撸管呢 回味一下那部奶头电影 He's probably wankin' it, thinkin' about that titty movie.
他不会那样做的 He'd never do that.
托德是个怪咖 但他不是性变态 Todd's a spaz, but he's not a perv.
警察在树上发现了他 The cops found him in a tree
用双筒望远镜 with a pair of binoculars...
-你不知道 -偷窥某位女士 - You don't know that. - ...peeping on some lady.
都登报了 兄弟 It was in the paper, bro!
事实就是事实 Facts are facts.
伙计 Dude!
闭嘴 Shut up.
亚伯 Abe!
回来把这些东西捡起来 Come back here and pick this stuff up.
托德 Todd!
托德 Todd.
亚伯 Abe!
等等 伙计 Wait up, man.
我就知道 Figures.
托德 Todd!
哥们 你得给他人工呼吸 Dude, you're gonna have to give him mouth to mouth.
他在呼吸 白痴 He's breathing, you cretin.
托德 Todd.
你还好吧 怎么搞的 You okay, man? What happened?
我看见她了 I-I saw her.
你看到谁了 You saw who?
你看到谁了 托德 Well, who'd you see, Todd?
她 Her.
伙计 Dude.
他尿裤子了 He peed his pants.
亚伯 我觉得这不是尿 Abe, I don't think it's pee, man.
不是的 It's not.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
那个女人 电影里的女人 The woman... the woman from the film.
她在这里 She was here.
我看见她了 I saw her...
她的大胸 伙计 Her hooters, man.
-还有其他一切 -是的 对 - And everything else. - Yeah, right.
你见过的唯一裸体女人是你妈妈 The only naked lady you've ever seen is your mom.
我妈死了 怪胎 My mom's dead, freak.
证明一下 Prove it!
那是什么 What was that?
啥玩意儿... What the...
成人电影 你有烟就抽吧
小心 重金属杰夫 Careful, Heavy Metal Jeff.
别打破你的底线啊 Don't break your edge.
算了吧 蠢货 Forget it, loser.
我不会因为这种货色轻易上钩 I'm not popping wood for this trash.
他妈的 Dang it.
你在后面找到什么了吗 You find anything back there?
冷静点 我在找 Calm down, I'm looking.
搞什么鬼 What the heck?
谁在那儿 Who's there?
瑞奇 Ricky?
什么 怎么搞的 What? What happened?
你刚才和我在一起吗 Were-were-were you just in there with me?
是你吗 Was that you?
-什么 -我 我看到了 我看到了 - What? - I... I saw... I saw, um...
我碰了你的 I touched your, uh...
查斯蒂 停下 Chastity, stop!
我不想要你 I don't want you.
什么 What?
我是说... I mean...
...因为茉莉 ...because of Jasmine, you know.
派克先生说 And Mr. Pike, he said...
瑞奇 闭嘴 Ricky, shut up!
我想除了我们还有别人在这里 I think someone's in here with us.
什么 What?
我在里面看到了这个 This is what I saw in there.
-亚伯 -放我们出去 - Abe! - Let us out!
托德 Todd!
过来 让我抱抱你
听 Listen...
很明显 你看到了一张乳房海报 Clearly, you saw one of these titty posters
你以为那是个真正的女人 and you thought it was a real woman.
过来让我抱抱你
你脑子里到处都是色情化学物质 All these porn chemicals running around in your brain,
让你产生了幻觉之类的 giving you hallucinations and whatnot...
这完全是撒旦控制思想的典型 It's totally typical of satanic takeover of the mind.
不是色情的化学物质 It's not porn chemicals.
我真的看见她了 I saw her.
你支持我 对吧 You believe me, right?
也许你搞糊涂了 Maybe you got confused?
亚伯 Abe...
亚伯 拜托 我看到她的阴毛了 Abe, please. I saw her bush, man.
伙计们 Guys...
看看这张照片 Look at this photo.
这看起来像谁 Who does this look like?
是那个老酒鬼 It's that old boozer.
但是 这是什么时候拍的 But, when was this taken?
-亚伯 托德 -托德 - Abe, Todd. - Todd.
你们听到了吗 You guys hear that?
把我们放出去 Get us outta here.
-救命啊 亚伯 开门 -救命啊 杰夫 托德 - Help! Abe! Open up! - Help! Jeff! Todd!
你们俩在这里干什么 What were you two doing in here so long?
我们被困住了 We got stuck.
你们没听到我们的尖叫和撞击声吗 Didn't you a-holes hear us screaming and pounding?
尖叫和撞击声哈 Screaming and pounding, huh?
闭嘴 托德 Shut up, Todd.
大家都闭嘴 Shut up, everybody.
我们得离开这里 We gotta get out of here.
完了 No!
怎么了 What?
有人拿走了我的钥匙 Someone took my keys.
你把我们锁在这里了吗 Did you lock us in here?
不 我把钥匙留在门上了 No, I left them in the door.
好了 够了 笨蛋 Okay, that's it, knuckleheads.
都把口袋翻出来 Turn out your pockets.
等等 Wait.
派克先生的办公室里有备份钥匙 There are copies in Mr. Pike's office.
是电影里的那个女人 It's the woman from the film.
-她来这里了 -你说什么 - She's here. - What did you say?
托德 嘘 Todd! Shhh.
不 不 我们得离开这里 No, no, no. We gotta get outta here.
我不能让你这么做 伙计 I can't let you do that, buddy.
破坏公司财产 It's a violation of employee policy...
这违反了员工守则 on destroying company property.
好吗 Okay?
手册里写的 It's in the handbook.
好吗 动动脑子 Alright? Use your head.
好了 伙计们 Okay, guys.
听着 Look...
没有什么电影里的女人 There ain't no movie woman.
如果你问我 If you ask me...
我觉得是那个令人毛骨悚然的老家伙 it's that creepy old dude.
我想他以前是这里的主人 I think he used to own the place.
现在他回来了 And now he's back.
他喝醉了 而且他是个性变态 Under the influence, and a perv to boot.
这样的人什么都能干得出来 Someone like that is capable of anything.
孩子们 Boys...
是时候押注了 it's time to ante up.
算了吧 Forget that.
我们去拿钥匙离开这里 Let's get the keys and get out of here.
电影里的那个女人来了 The lady from the film is here,
我认真跟你说 I'm telling you.
听起来很疯狂 托德 It just sounds crazy, Todd.
你为什么不能支持我 Why can't you back me up on this?
就这一次 Just this once.
不管对错 我都会支持你 Right or wrong, I always stick by you.
你们两个屌丝听起来像是一对老夫妻 You two losers sound like an old married couple.
-闭嘴 重金属杰夫 -闭嘴 重金属杰夫 - Shut up, Heavy Metal Jeff! - Shut up, Heavy Metal Jeff!
伙计们 Guys!
看 Look.
你又放了那部肮脏的电影吗 You put that dirty movie on again?
怎么可能 No way!
我们把它放回了原来的地方 We put it back where we found it.
不行 我要走了 Nope, I'm outta here.
-去办公室 -那是怎么回事 - Office! - What was that?
是放映机吗 Was that the projector?
哦 不 Oh no.
是那个手握一把钥匙的瘾君子 Dope fiend with a fistful of keys and nothing to lose?
现在是老子的主场了 It's grandpa's party now.
堵住那扇门 Barricade that door.
里面是什么 What's in here?
步枪 A rifle.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
我训练的时候派克先生就是这么跟我说的 That's what Mr. Pike told me when I was training.
他带我参观了办公室 He was showing me around the office
当我问他柜子里有什么 and when I asked him what was in the cabinet...
-他掏出了枪 -我不相信 - He pulled out a gun? - I don't buy it.
不 他没有拿出来 No. He didn't pull it out.
他只是说我不用担心 He just said I never had to worry
因为他会保护每个人 because he was watching out for everybody.
什么 那是什么 What... what was that?
伙计们 Guys...
托德呢 Where's Todd?
他没和我们一起进来吗 He didn't come in here with us?
他还在外面 Well, he's still out there.
-把这些东西挪开 -等等 也许是派克先生 - Move this stuff! - Wait, maybe it's Mr. Pike.
现在还不是午夜 It's not midnight yet!
是流浪汉 It's hobo fever.
我们轰了这个瘾君子吧 Let's smoke this junkie.
这是什么 What's this?
这是干什么的 What is this for?
清理他的枪的吗 To clean his gun?
哪里有枪 What gun?
奇怪 Weird.
-哇哦 -怎么了 - Whoa. - What is it?
我们不该打开这个柜子的 We shouldn't have opened this cabinet.
这是 是私人的 This is... is private.
给我 我想看 Give it. I want to see.
给我 Give it to me.
我不明白 I don't get it.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
天哪 Oh, my gosh.
啥东西啊 亚伯 把它投到电视上 What? Abe, hook it to the TV.
不 No.
快点 Do it.
什么鬼 What the H?
关掉它 Turn it off.
快点关掉 Turn it off now!
派克先生偷拍了女洗手间的顾客 Mr. Pike was filming customers in the ladies room.
不可能 这不可能 It can't be. This just can't be.
这里有很多录像带 There are so many tapes.
闭嘴 查斯蒂 这不是真的 Shut up, Chaz. It's not true.
是你干的吗 嗯 还是你的小朋友 Did you do this? Hm? Or your little friend?
不 我从来都没来过这里 No. I've never even been in here before.
这是什么玩笑 What kind of a joke is this?
伙计们 看 Guys, look.
把那个给我 Give me that.
不可能 No way.
这说不通 This doesn't make any sense.
这完全说不通 This doesn't make any kind of sense.
不 No...
一切都说得通了 it all makes sense.
派克先生是个骗子 Mr. Pike's a liar.
什么 What?!
派克先生满口胡说八道 Mr. Pike is full of bull crap.
我是说 楼下那些疯狂的垃圾是什么 I mean, what's all that crazy junk downstairs?
这些带子是什么 What are all these tapes?
他不是骗子 He's not a liar.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
今年夏天你为什么去夏令营 Why'd you go to camp this summer?
这跟这些有什么关系 What does that have to do with anything?
夏令营 Camp?
你这么大了还去夏令营干嘛 Aren't you a little old for camp?
我只是 I'm just...
我不想谈这个 I'm not supposed to talk about it.
为什么不呢 Why not?
你不是用这个试图改正性向吗 Didn't you find it transformative?
你怎么知道的 How do you know about that?
派克先生 Mr. Pike.
他告诉你了 He told you?
他说夏令营会掰直你 He said it would fix things.
会减轻你的同性恋欲望 That it would take the burden of homosexuality off you
让你可以自由地过正常的生活 so you could be free to live a normal life.
你是同性恋吗 You're gay?
但是 但是 But... but...
你是个 运动员啊 you're, like, an athlete.
她在撒谎 She's lying.
闭嘴 查斯蒂 Shut up, Chaz.
我在撒谎吗 I'm lying?
你说我在撒谎 I'm lying?
你觉得是谁告诉派克先生 Who do you think told Mr. Pike
你对男人有私欲吗 that you were having lustful thoughts about men?
女孩们喜欢打棒球 Girls playing baseball...
同性恋也喜欢打棒球 怎么回事 伙计 gay guys playing baseball... what is going on, man?
这不是真的 这不是真的 It's not true. It's not true.
查斯蒂就是受不了 Chaz just can't stand it
我爱的是茉莉而不是她 that I am in love with Jasmine and not her.
根本没有茉莉这个人 There is no Jasmine.
怎么回事 What in the Lord's name?
有人吗 Hello?
查斯蒂 Chaz?
瑞奇 Ricky?
你们人呢 Where are you guys?
查斯蒂 Chaz?
没事的 伙计 It's okay, man.
你还是可以战胜它的 You can still beat this.
我也曾是个瘾君子 I was an addict too.
我的恶习是 尼古丁 My vice? Nicotine.
我花了好几个月 甚至为它打破了底线 It took me months. Even after I found my edge.
但我现在已经一年没抽烟了 But I haven't smoked in a year.
派克先生帮我戒掉了 他指引我找到了上帝 Mr. Pike helped me quit. He helped me find God again.
他不是变态 He's no perv.
你也不是 And neither are you.
有人吗 Hello?
来吧 伙计 C'mon, man.
棒球比赛不相信眼泪 There's no cryin' in baseball.
伙计们... Guys...
好了 Alright now.
闹够了吧 Enough's enough.
欢迎 我们可以帮助您吗
他来了 He's here.
-派克先生 -派克先生 - Mr. Pike! - Mr. Pike!
-派克先生 -我们在你办公室 - Mr. Pike. - We're in your office!
他听不见我们说话 He can't hear us.
我要进来了 伙计们 I'm comin' in... guys?
有点不对劲 Something's not right.
是她 It's her.
谁 Who?
他在干什么 What is he doing?
真棒 Okay.
天啊 Oh, my.
托德是对的 Todd was right.
这真的发生了吗 Is this really happening?
上帝啊 Mercy.
哦 真爽 Oh, yes.
那是什么 What is that?
兄弟 这是荒淫的变态 Brother, that's unbridled perversion.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
那个 That.
哦 不 Oh, no.
派克先生 天啊 Mr. Pike! Oh, God!
天哪 天哪 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
他还活着 He's still alive.
我们得去帮他 We have to help him.
我们必须去帮他 We have to help him.
快点 Come on!
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
什么 What?!
我是唯一能处理这件事的人 I'm the only one who can handle this.
你们锁门 好好呆着 Lock the door, sit tight,
在我说 一切安全 之前别动 don't move 'til I say, "all clear."
听到了吗 Read me?
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我有球棒 I have the bat.
走吧 Go.
派克先生... Mr. Pike...
把他放下 你这个天杀的野兽 Put him down, you godless beast.
CBTL CBTL CBTL CBTL CBTL. CBTL. CBTL. CBTL...
尼古丁 Nicotine.
上帝 Christ...
承担 Bears...
一切 The...
重担 Loaaa...
啊 我的睾丸 Ah! My nut!
她抓住杰夫了 She got Jeff!
她 捏爆了 我的 睾丸 She... exploded... my... nuts.
就像在录像里一样... It's just like in there...
嘿 嘿 嘿 不 Hey. Hey, hey. No.
保持清醒 Stay with me.
嘿 嘿 醒醒 杰夫 Hey! Hey! Stick with me here, Jeff.
-不 -我来帮你 - No. - Let me help you.
我为棒球队做过急救 I did first aid for the baseball team.
但瑞奇 But Ricky...
听着 杰夫 你在流血 Look, Jeff... you're bleeding out.
你确定这是个好主意吗 Are you sure it's a good idea?
我是说 I mean... you know...
因为你是个同性恋 Because you're a gay dude.
你觉得我看见你爆炸的睾丸 Do you think I'm going to get turned on
还硬得起来吗 by your exploded testicles?
你是这么看同性恋的吗 Is that how you think being gay works?
说实话 伙计 Honestly, man...
我不知道 I have no idea.
我们得找到托德... We have to find Todd...
在他出同样的事情之前 Before that thing does.
我知道他是你的朋友 I know he's your friend, man.
但现在救不了他了 But there's no saving him now.
你看到派克先生的遭遇了 You saw what happened to Mr. Pike.
派克先生 这就是变态的命运 Mr. Pike... It's a pervert's fate.
不 他不是性变态 No, he's not a pervert.
不是他想偷看那位洗手间里的女士 It wasn't his idea to peep on that lady in her bathroom.
是我 It was mine.
托德不想这么做 Todd didn't want to,
但他这么做是因为我要求他的 but he did it because I asked him.
他和我一起爬树 然后 He climbed that tree with me, and then...
女士抓住我们了 托德 The lady caught us, and Todd...
只是 从树上下来得不够快 just... couldn't get down the tree fast enough.
你知道 因为 You know, 'cause...
他的手 his hand.
-我就自己跑了 -亚伯... - And I ran away. - Abe...
他根本不想去的 我却自己跑了 ...He didn't even want to be there and I ran.
我背叛了他 他被抓了 一句话也没说 I left him and he got caught and never said a word.
你为什么说出来这件事 Why are you saying all this?
他不是变态 查斯蒂 He's not the pervert, Chaz.
我是 I am.
好了 Okay.
弄好了 It's all done.
给 Here.
吃这些 Take these.
听着 Look.
它们是止痛药 They're pain killers.
我肩膀一疼就吃这个 I use them when my shoulder flares up.
我的生活是无毒的 里奇 My life is poison-free, Ricky.
你知道这是不可商量的 You know that's non-negotiable.
你每天至少喝144盎司 You consume at least a 144 ounces
无咖啡因健怡可乐 of caffeine-free diet coke, every day.
疼痛是暂时的... Pain is temporary...
荣誉是永恒的 honor is immortal.
我们对抗的究竟是什么 What are we up against here?
它叫女淫妖 It's called a succubus.
她是恶魔的女仆 Sh-She's a handmaiden of the Evil One...
诱发人不可抑制的贪婪渴望 whose profane thirst in unquenchable.
她诱发性欲 践踏灵魂 She inflames the loins... and ravages the soul.
一旦被她迷住了 Once under her spell,
她引诱的人就会变成自己邪恶欲望的俘虏 her supplicants become prisoners of their own wicked desires...
永生永世 for all eternity.
我看一下 Let me see.
这就是那个爆了我蛋的魔鬼 Yeah... that's the one that popped me.
没有人是安全的 No one is safe.
我在地下室看到过她 I saw her in the basement...
她吻了我 she kissed me.
性感吗 Was it sexy?
她当时变成了一个男人 She was a man.
天啊 Oh, Jesus.
伙计们 Guys.
当我们看那部电影的时候 When we watched that movie...
我们释放了一个性恶魔 we unleashed a sex demon.
看到了吗 孩子们 See, kids?
所以我才不看色情片 That's why I don't watch porno.
亚伯 我们得毁掉这部电影 Abe, we have to destroy the film.
事情是这样开始的 That's how this whole thing started,
我们就应该这样结束 that's how we'll finish it.
走吧 磁带还在放映机里 Come on, it's still in the projector.
不 我得去找托德 No. I have to find Todd.
我们知道她会做什么 We've seen what she can do.
我不能抛弃他 I can't abandon him.
我不能再抛弃他了 Not again.
亚伯 你很勇敢 Abe, you're brave.
但记住... But remember...
别让它诱惑你 Don't let it tempt you.
我控制不住自己的欲望 I couldn't hold my edge.
这就是我失去睾丸的原因 That's how I lost my nuts.
派克先生就是这样被一刀切的 That's how Mr. Pike lost the whole package.
托德 Todd.
托德 Todd!
你们准备好了吗 You guys ready?
让它烧一会儿 Let it burn.
伙计们 为什么没有烟 Guys, why is there no smoke?
所以他看了看 So he looked and behold...
刷子着火了 The brush was burning with fire.
但它没有被烧掉 But it was not consumed.
我就知道 Figures...
我们需要祈祷 这是我们战胜这一切的唯一方法 We need to pray. That's-that's the only way that we beat this.
算了吧 Count me out.
给我火 Give me a light.
杰夫 你确定吗 Jeff, are you sure?
我现在什么都不信了 I believe in nothing now.
上帝 原谅我们的可憎 Lord, forgive us for the abomination
我们把它带进了我们的生活 that we have brought into our lives.
请净化我们的灵魂 让我们从罪孽 Please cleanse our souls and let us be released from
造成的后果中解脱 what our iniquity has wrought.
让这邪恶至极的力量 Let this foul, malevolent force be cast
回到黑暗中去 back into the darkness from where it came.
我很抱歉 里奇 I'm so sorry, Ricky.
我一直都很奇怪派克先生是怎么知道的 I always wondered how Mr. Pike knew.
我是说 我以为我藏得很好 I mean, I thought I was hiding it well.
现在很多男人都戴耳环 A-A lot of guys wear earrings these days.
我不知道你会放弃棒球 I didn't know you were going to give up baseball.
他告诉了我父母 查斯蒂 He told my parents, Chaz.
我是想帮你 I-I was trying to help you.
你为我祈祷希望我能变直吗 Did you pray for me to be fixed?
伙计们 停下吧 Guys, stop it.
派克先生是个骗子 Mr. Pike is a fraud.
这地方是个肮脏的巢穴 This place is a den of filth.
上帝抛弃了我们 God has abandoned us.
我们只有彼此 All we have is each other.
我们得找到托德 We have to find Todd.
你们看到了吗 Did you see that?
你们 你们看到了吗 Did you... did you see that?
亚伯 你的裤子 Abe, your pants.
是托德 It's-It's Todd...
他在里面 He's in there.
托德 托德 Todd? Todd!
我勒个草 他死了吗 Holy crap! Is he dead?
不 等等 看 他还在动 No, wait. Look. He's still moving.
是那个令人毛骨悚然的老头 It's the creepy old man.
杰夫说得对 Jeff was right.
他是幕后黑手 He was behind this whole thing.
天啊 Oh, man...
他在流血 He's bleeding.
看来你被恶魔诱惑了 I see you've been touched by the demon...
和我一样 same as me.
我也被她诱惑了 Oh, I have been touched by her...
但和你不一样 but not the same as you!
别碰他 Don't you touch him!
托德 你没事吧 他们对你做了什么 Todd! Are you okay? What have they done to you?
我被打昏了 I got knocked out.
这家伙把他的阴茎切掉了 This guy cut his penis off.
我都不知道为什么 I don't know why.
没人告诉我任何事 Nobody tells Todd anything.
你看过他的照片 托德 You've seen his pictures, Todd.
你看到他的海报了 You saw his posters.
他是个淫秽片贩子 He's a smut peddler.
他释放了杀死派克先生的怪物 He unleashed the monster that killed Mr. Pike,
现在他想把你变成 and now he wants to turn you
他的宠物 into his own personal pleasure pony!
-什么 -你想要什么 - What?! - What do you want?
我 Me?
我和你们一样 I want the same as you.
想离开这里 Out of this place!
你看 You see...
这是我的 都是我的 This was mine... yeah? All mine.
在他们把我赶出去之前... Before they drove me out...
在他们烧毁我的档案室 我的脸之前 Before they burned my archive... my face...
这是我的天堂 This was my pleasure palace!
我是上帝 上帝比克曼 And I the Lord ...Lord Beekman!
比克曼
但我们得快点 Oh, but we must be quick now...
统一的时刻快到了 The hour of unity approaches.
你已经好心召唤了她 You were kind enough to conjure her.
现在我已经准备好了神圣器具 Now I have arranged the sacred instruments.
研钵 铃铛 刀 The mortar... the bells... the knife.
我提供了一盎司肉 I provided the ounce of flesh.
还有这个 这个败类 And this... this degenerate...
他有最后的成分 holds the final ingredient...
处子之血 Virgin blood.
别割我 拜托 Stop cutting me! Please!
别再往前走一步 Not one step further.
否则我就让他... Or I'll let him...
像宰山羊一样 Like a goat.
处子之血 Blood of virgins.
纯洁 还有火 Purity... and light.
退后 孩子们 Stand back, children...
看啊 and behold!
他们再也不能把我 They will never separate me again
和肉体女神分开了 from the Goddess of the Flesh!
不 No!
不要 Don't!
有人吗 Hello?
我们在哪 Where are we?
我想我们在同一个地方 I think we're in the same place.
托德 Todd!
你没事 You're okay!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
为什么我穿着我的便服 Why am I in my street clothes?
查斯蒂和瑞奇在哪 Where are Chaz and Ricky?
查斯蒂 Chaz?
瑞奇 Ricky?
也许他们在楼上 Maybe they're upstairs?
查斯蒂 Chaz?
瑞奇 Ricky?
已经早上了吗 Is it morning already?
不可能啊 No way.
怎么了 What?
烫到我了 It burned me.
救命啊 Help...
-救命啊 -嘿 救命 - Help! - Hey, help!
救命啊 救救我们 Help! Help us!
救救我们 救命啊 Help us! Help!
救命啊 Help.
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
这个 不太妙 This... is no bueno.
伙计们 Uh, guys?
托德 你的手 Todd... your hand.
奇怪 Weird.
去他妈的 Fuck yes.
托德 Todd?
天啊 Oh, boy.
拜托 Please...
我该怎么办 What should I do?
不好意思 Sorry.
本体 True form...
什么 What?
那是什么 What was that?
是本书 It's a book...
我们释放了一个性恶魔 We unleashed a sex demon...
它叫女淫妖 It's called a succubus...
你觉得这个看起来像什么 What does that look like to you?
我不关心那本书 I don't care about that book.
研钵 铃铛 刀 The mortar... the bells... the knife...
现在我已经准备好了神圣器具 I have arranged the sacred instruments...
她吻了我 She kissed me...
本体 本体 本体 True form... true form... true form...
神圣器具 The sacred instruments.
恶魔只能通过神圣器具 The demon can only be summoned or dispatched
被召唤或派遣 via the sacred instruments...
当它现出...本体 when it's in its... true form.
你刚才说什么 What'd you just say?
查斯蒂 怎么了 Chaz, what's going on?
我有个计划 I have a plan.
干什么的 For what?
为了找回我们的朋友 For getting our friends back.
伙计 现在怎么回事 Man, what is going on right now?
真正的上帝之怒 Real wrath of god-type stuff.
火和硫磺从天而降 Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.
江海沸腾 四十年的黑暗 Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness.
地震 火山爆发 Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead
-僵尸从坟墓里爬出 -等等 - rising from the grave... - Whoa, whoa, wait.
这是 启示录 里的吗 Is this from The Book of Revelations?
捉鬼敢死队 Ghostbusters.
我想我们有伴了 I think we have company.
起作用了 It's working.
那是什么 What is that?
我也不知道 I don't know.
我们该怎么办 What are we gonna do?
死吧 Die.
托德 Todd?
怎么了 小娘们 What's up, pussy?
你们一定很兴奋能来女厕所 You must be stoked to be in the girls' bathroom.
你们是来舔马桶座圈的还是什么 You come in here to lick the toilet seats or what?
不 不是他 No. It's not-It's not him.
他好像被附身了 He's, like, possessed or something.
不 老兄 我没有被附身 我他妈自由了 Nah, dawg. I'm not possessed. I'm fucking free.
现在 你们会没屌地死在这女厕所里 And now, you're going to die dickless in the girl's shitter.
就像那个该死的派克先生 Just like that fuckwad Mr. Pike.
嘿 小心你的嘴 恶魔托德 Hey, watch your mouth, Demon Todd.
嘿 操你妈的 假正经 Hey, fuck you, poser!
你叫我什么 What did you call me?
假正经 爱哭鬼 A poser. A crybaby.
一个在大学里畏畏缩缩的妈宝男 A momma's boy who got too scared at college
两腿夹着尾巴跑回家 and came running home with his tail between his legs.
你知道我有多想要你大学里 You know what I would've done
那些免费的 for a crack at all that free porn and booze
色情片儿和酒吗 you ran away from at that college?
我愿意拿右手来换 I would have given my right fucking hand.
但现在我不用了 But now I don't have to.
等我把你们俩搞定了 我就可以做好准备 Once I'm done with you two, I'm gonna saddle up
永生永世地 and strap in for an eternity full of fucking...
跟那个性感的恶魔小妞 fightin', and gettin' my knob slobbed
又操又舔 by that sexy-ass demon chick.
我们得杀了托德 We have to kill Todd.
冲我来啊 婊子 Come at me, bitch.
瑞奇 Ricky?
你准备好了吗 Are you ready?
瑞奇 Ricky?
要我来吗 Should I do it?
瑞奇 你在看什么 Ricky! What are you seeing?
感觉怎么样 What's it like?
就... Just...
再给我 几分钟 Give me... a few more minutes...
不 等等 你不能伤害他 No, wait! You can't hurt him.
我知道原来的托德还在他体内 Regular Todd is still inside him. I know it.
听着 托德 Look, Todd...
我知道你在里面 I know you're in there.
原来的托德死了 Regular Todd is dead.
现在只有恶魔托德了 There's only Demon Todd now.
-让开 亚伯 -不 不 不 等等 - Move over, Abe. - No, no, no, no, wait!
亚伯 我们有麻烦了 Abe! We're in trouble, man!
原来的托德 如果你能听到我的话 Regular Todd, if you can hear me,
我需要你知道一件事 I need you to know one thing.
我爱你 伙计 I love you, man.
你总是支持我 You always get my back.
当我不支持你的时候 你从不抱怨 And you never complain when I don't get yours.
你是最讲义气的好兄弟 You're the best friend a guy could have.
我现在意识到了 I realize that now.
如果我今天死在这里 And if I die here today,
我很高兴我人生的最后时刻 I'll be glad I got to spend
和你在一起 my last few moments alive with you.
我不想和其他任何人一起度过 There's nobody else I'd rather spend them with.
过来 伙计 Come here, man.
别过去 伙计 Don't do it, dude!
他妈的这简直是最老套的把戏了 Oldest trick in the fucking book!
我的睾丸 My nuts!
瑞奇 Ricky!
瑞奇 我现在就要开始了 Ricky, I'm going to do it now.
我得让它回到本体 I have to change it back to its true form,
不然你杀不了它 or you can't kill it.
不 等等 No, wait.
不 我必须 No, I have to.
如果你继续下去 恶魔就会杀了你 If you go all the way, the demon will kill you.
等一下... Hold on a second...
瑞奇 瑞奇 我来 我开始了 Ricky! Ricky, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it!
不 不 不 No! No! No!
-求你了！ -嘤嘤嘤 - Please! - Oh, boo hoo.
亚伯被困在地狱里了噢 Abe's trapped in Hellworld.
我要把你的丁丁撕下来 I'm going to rip off your ding-dong
然后像小鸟一样喂你吃下去 and feed it to you like a baby bird.
真的吗 Really?
把裤子脱了 大个子 Let's get those pants off, big boy.
瑞奇 Ricky!
成功了 Bingo.
噢 可惜 Aw, shoot.
抱歉我揪了你的屌 伙计 I'm sorry I grabbed your junk, dude.
我心里很愧疚 I feel awful.
没事的 伙计 不是你 It's okay, buddy. It wasn't you.
谢谢你来找我 Thank you for coming after me.
太好了 Yes!
伙计们 你们回来了 Guys! Oh, you're back!
看 你的计划奏效了 See. Your plan worked.
瑞奇 你怎么了 Ricky, what happened to you?
我... Oh... I...
我们杀了她... We killed her...
或者至少把她困回电影里了 or trapped her back in the film, at least.
总得有人守着 Someone has to watch over it.
确保没人再看到它 Make sure nobody ever sees it again.
亚伯 ...如果你被诱惑了怎么办 Abe... what if you get, like, tempted or something?
CBTL CBTL.
所以...我们现在该怎么办 So... what do we do now?
我们赶紧离开这里吧 Let's get the heck out of here.